Five Card Story: You dang wood chucks, stop chucking my wood!
a Five Card Flickr story created by Dan , Carl, Sky
flickr photo by bionicteaching
flickr photo by cogdogblog
flickr photo by hummingcrow
flickr photo by Serenae
flickr photo by Danny Nicholson
Not having opposable thumbs, they were all left staring at the pot of stew on the stove, wondering how to turn it off. The vegan tiger, the sacred Hindu cow and the dang woodchuck had a human friend who took care of them. She suffered from multiple personality disorder, believing she was a Disney princess who watched ” We Bought a Zoo” one too many times. Her lifelong desire was to prepare some tasty bass for her captive friends. On the way to the market, she decided to take some sweet jumps on her scooter, wrecking miserably. Unknowing that she is the only true beast in the clan, it is a wonder that she was able to unlock the fence, keeping her under control. As punishment for stealing the scooter, she was tortured by the local fruit stand owner, eventually marinating in secret unicorn sauce. After the requisite 30 day waiting period in the magical fruit stand unicorn sauce, her severe head trauma was noticed fully. The only cure was to humanely put her down. Upon dispatching the offending scooter thief with An overdose of Botox, the traumatized and dead unicorn was consumed by the vegan tiger, sacred Hindu cow and dang woodchuck. The remnants of which were converted to the ubiquitous left over stew.